AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
BEATI VOI CHI NON SI SCANDALIZZANO DI ME
S is for Skandal and sandal that stumbles for shame at the truth which sticks out like a stone.
Yet Blessed is the rock of the solid foundation, for dark hath departed where this skandal hath shone.
T for True Tale of the scandalous trust, you don't have to read it, but tell it, we must.

is for fantastic!! Skandalon Skoolz commencement ceremonies are today for all schools! Everyone is invited!!!
You can do the ceremony however you wish: we recommend reading Cicero from a podium while wearing laurels. It's academic theater.
It might be more in line wtih our mission to read from the sermon on the mount,(sadly not mount milk dud but hopefully soon) perhaps the most scandalous lecture ever heard, or given.
If you graduate Uriels', you are supposed to get a Paradise Permanent Residency card but they. might not come in on time just yet.
Still, these are the ancient rogation days where cities prayed for good crops, so--

THE COLLEGE OF PURE SCANDAL,
A SHOCKING DIVISION OF BOLGONA COLLEGE OF BS RESEARCH
sometimes called the skandalon Skole


fake fictioanl student reviews" This is sick"--John whodunnit, topeka Kansas.
"this is rude" marissa malaprop, miami flo rida, last seen in a gold bugatti headed skywards from Mount milk dud.
faculty comments: "I'd rather be a janitor at apublic portapotty in times square than work for this rat hole."-anonymous emeritus
.THE NUMBERS GAME. WE CAN PLAY IT TOO, BUT THE AUTHORITIES WON'T WANT TO.
WE'LL CALL IT CRAZY COMBAT PAY.
which is higher than regular military pay, right?
ITs like SEALS pay. WOOW!!
HOOAYYYYYY
WE CAN DO THE BOOKS HERE AND CALL IT THE SCANDAL SHEET INSTEAD OF THE SPREADSHEET BECASUE BY GOD, we do not cantinflear except to dodge violence and we have to say so.
YOu want grano? YOU'LL GET GRANO YOU WAckjobs.
Bcause Piety is NOT WIMPY.
THE OPPOSITE IS TRUE